LIL SHOOGIE
Miami Street
Thug Joins Geezër
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With a rap sheet running the entire length of the field at Miami's Hard Rock Stadium — notorious gang-banger, Trashcana Johnson (aka Lil Shoogie), fled the crime-riddled backstreets of her North Beach hometown recently to team-up with Geezër, for a blistering new album and scorching 2017 summer tour.
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| According to inside sources, the creative chemistry between seasoned rock vet Harvey Geezer and newcomer Lil Shoogie has been electrifying! |
Shoogie's future had seemed uncertain after getting popped (again) last December for lifting a "Sharing Size" package of M&M's with peanuts from a local Zip-E-Mart. However, after copping to a lesser charge, Florida prosecutors now have cleared Shoogie, and she's free to finally leave the state legally.
When asked in a recent interview about her rather unlikely union with the super-crunk / pop-punk combo, she fired back, "Yo, wassup, fool? Imabee representin' North Beach, yo!" And as to whether she thinks the hectic Geezër recording and touring schedule will conflict with her day gig in the fast food industry, she replied defiantly, "SUCK IT, McDONALD'S!"
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| Despite reported initial tension between Shoogie and the band's visionary genius Leonard Geezer, all disagreements now have been resolved. |
Look for Shoogie's official Geezër concert debut at Siggy's in Palm Bay, FL on 4.2.17 — as well as her featured tracks on the new Geezër album, Skull Crushërz — coming 4.15.17.
Harvey Geezer does it again, a stroke of genius adding this new face to liven things up!
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