Geezër - Back for the Attack!

Geezër

Back for the Attack!

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Following months away from the Florida

rock scene, founding Geezër members,

lead singer, Harvey and guitarist, Leonard

now have recovered fully from recent

knee reconstruction, hip replacement,

and cataract surgeries. Fans can expect

the band to be back live on stage this fall.

STAND BY!

Geezër Wreaks Christmas Chaos with Explosive Yuletide Tracks

Geezër Wreaks Christmas Chaos

with Explosive Yuletide Tracks

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Just in time for the current holiday

season, Geezër has dropped a couple

of explosive new Christmas tracks

that are available NOW at CD Baby.

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"HEAVY METAL CHRISTMAS"

Quickly becoming a hard core classic

among crazed super-teens everywhere,

"Heavy Metal Christmas" is currently

upsetting concerned parents worldwide.

(Get it HERE)

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"JINGLE BELLS"

Geezër crushes this timeless treasure

and totally makes it their very own.

Moms and dads absolutely HATE it.

(Get it HERE)

Geezër Welcomes Newest Member - Drummer, Ms. J

Geezër Welcomes Newest

Member - Drummer, Ms. J

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Not much is known about

our new drummer, Ms. J.

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Following the recent suicide death of
original drummer, Victor Farnsworth,
co-founding Geezër bassist, Calvin
Sizemore flew to Chicago for some
"alone time" in which to grieve. It
was while visiting the "Windy City"
when Sizemore met up with Ms. J
at an after-hours nightclub party.
And in no time, Ms. J had relocated

to Miami, Florida and joined Geezër
full-time.

Meet Geezër's new drummer, Ms. J.

What we do know is, Ms. J is a badass,
freak show drummer who loves the band
Megadeth and loves curly fries. Ms. J
is also single and loves to mingle.

We're thrilled to have Ms. J on board

and we look forward to our new addition

joining Geezër onstage throughout 2018.

VANS WARPED TOUR 2018

VANS WARPED TOUR

(2018)

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ATTENTION SUPER-TEENS!

It's that time of year once again

when fans get to make their voices

heard and tell the gang who runs

Vans Warped Tour which bands

they want to see live next summer.

Please follow the link (below) and

tell 'em you wanna see Geezër -

as well as any of your other hard

core favorites. Thanks!

FIND THE POLL HERE

*We suggest that you also vote for

Fantastic Plastics, Hail the Sun,

Bad Cop/Bad Cop and Doll Skin.

Geezër WINTER CONCERT DATES - COMING SOON!

Geezër Winter Concert

Dates - Coming Soon!

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There's good news for patient

Geezër fans. Band management

is finalizing winter concert dates

currently with various agents

and promoters. Stand by - official

tour dates will be coming soon!

Geezër - 2nd Anniversary Bash (8.26.17)

Geezër

2nd Anniversary Bash

(8.26.17)

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Fans have been buzzing about it for months

and it's now finally official — Geezër will be

kicking off their 2017 fall tour with a special

anniversary warm-up show in Melbourne, FL.

According to recently resuscitated drummer,

Victor Farnsworth, fans can expect to hear

all the Geezër classics, as well as select

cuts from their up-coming Christmas EP.

Bassist Calvin Sizemore adds that the show

IS in fact, an all-ages event, and he encourages

all super-teen fans to bring their moms.

Just released from a Dade County correctional

"program," the band's street thug back-up singer,

Lil' Shoogie commented, "We gon git all ----up

in this ----------!" The band's co-founding lead

guitarist, Leonard Geezer concurred 100% and

reminds fans to expect some exciting special

guest performers and lots of smiles.

GEEZER LIVE!

8pm / Saturday / 8.26.17

All Ages!

@ Open Mikes
Melbourne, FL

"Geezër Nation" (YouTube Premier)

"Geezër Nation"

YouTube Premier

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More than a month in production,

Geezër's long-awaited first official

music video, "Geezër Nation," has

now finally arrived on YouTube. It's

a whole lotta fun and it's guaranteed

to excite super-teens everywhere.

HARVEY GEEZER GOES FOR SODA

HARVEY GEEZER

GOES FOR SODA

Punk rock superstar, Harvey Geezer,

ventured out recently to his local Zip-

E-Mart in pursuit of his favorite thing

— an ice-cold and delicious Polar Pop.

As you will see, it proved to be an

outrageous, action-packed experience.

"GEEZER NATION" - Video Shoot Sneak Peek

"GEEZER NATION"

Video Shoot Sneak Peek

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Directed by East Coast hotshot
videographer, Ed Awalt, the first-
ever official Geezër music video
was shot recently on an elaborate
soundstage in Melbourne, Florida.

Session singers, Lydia and Kole, reprised
their original studio performance for the
upcoming "Geezër Nation" music video.

"'Geezër Nation' is our loudest
song ever," shouted drummer,
Victor Farnsworth, during a mid-
shoot break. Recently convicted
street thug and newly-recruited
back-up vocalist, Lil Shoogie,
concurred by adding, "Yo, dis
track be all like buggin', yo."

Leonard and Calvin did NOT get sleepy
during the "Geezër Nation" video shoot.

In sum, the "Geezër Nation"
video shoot was SO much fun!
And the finished video will be
sure to stir a YouTube sensation.
Stay tuned for further details!
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LIL SHOOGIE: Miami Street Thug Joins Geezër

LIL SHOOGIE

Miami Street

Thug Joins Geezër

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With a rap sheet running the entire length of the field at Miami's Hard Rock Stadium — notorious gang-banger, Trashcana Johnson (aka Lil Shoogie), fled the crime-riddled backstreets of her North Beach hometown recently to team-up with Geezër, for a blistering new album and scorching 2017 summer tour.

According to inside sources, the creative chemistry
between seasoned rock vet Harvey Geezer and
newcomer Lil Shoogie has been electrifying!

Shoogie's future had seemed uncertain after getting popped (again) last December for lifting a "Sharing Size" package of M&M's with peanuts from a local Zip-E-Mart. However, after copping to a lesser charge, Florida prosecutors now have cleared Shoogie, and she's free to finally leave the state legally.

When asked in a recent interview about her rather unlikely union with the super-crunk / pop-punk combo, she fired back, "Yo, wassup, fool? Imabee representin' North Beach, yo!" And as to whether she thinks the hectic Geezër recording and touring schedule will conflict with her day gig in the fast food industry, she replied defiantly, "SUCK IT, McDONALD'S!"

Despite reported initial tension between Shoogie
and the band's visionary genius Leonard Geezer,
all disagreements now have been resolved.

Look for Shoogie's official Geezër concert debut at Siggy's in Palm Bay, FL on 4.2.17 — as well as her featured tracks on the new Geezër album, Skull Crushërz — coming 4.15.17.