March 5, 2018

Geezër - Crunchy Crunk Combo Triumphs Over Tragedy and Turmoil

Crunchy Crunk Combo
Triumphs Over Tragedy and Turmoil

Simply put, 2018 has been
a troubling year for Geezër.
Although they've remained
silent for the last few months,
the band's founders now are
finally ready to speak out.

DATELINE MIAMI, FL: Following the release of Geezër's acclaimed 2016 sophomore record, Geezër II, it seemed nothing could derail the super-crunk combo from achieving global superstardom. Then came 2017.

Geezër members found themselves spending much of last year holed up in a South Florida courtroom, embroiled in a bitter battle with the band's longtime label, Ghoul Tone Records. Then, co-founding 92-year-old drummer, Victor Farnsworth, died unexpectedly from repeated self-inflicted blows to the skull with a mallet following a failed croquette tournament effort on the grounds of the group's Miami retirement community. Farnsworth was replaced immediately by Chicago native, Ms. J. However, the 24-year-old drummer soon went MIA, shortly after the kick-off of what was to be the band's U.S. tour. By year's end, Geezër's longtime gangsta back-up vocalist, Lil Shoogie, found herself back occupying a Dade County jail cell following a reported parole violation.

Although the band enjoyed tremendous success with the release of the 2017 holiday single, "Heavy Metal Xmas," Geezër endured only further darkness and despair in 2018 when the lifeless body of co-founding 83-year-old bassist, Calvin Sizemore, was pulled from the back room of a Gifford, Florida crack house on February 9th — resulting in the cancellation of the band's February 11th festival concert appearance in Indian Harbour Beach, Florida.

RIP co-founding Geezër
bassist Calvin Sizemore and
drummer Victor Farnsworth.
The actual whereabouts of Lil Shoogie
and Ms. J currently are unknown.
 Co-founding twin brothers, Harvey and Leonard are
looking forward to completing the new Geezër album
and making numerous personal appearances in 2018.
Yet, despite these heartbreaking setbacks, co-founding 85-year-old frontman, Harvey Geezer, and his twin brother, co-founding 84-year-old guitarist, Leonard Geezer, remain determined to triumph over the turmoil and tragedy that threatens to thwart their rock and roll mission.

"Death and taxes, there ain't crap you can do about it," stated Leonard following Calvin's February 16th funeral service. "We were born to rock," Harvey added enthusiastically. "We'll just replace the dead guys, and move forward."

Rumors continued to circulate throughout the U.S. underground rock scene, regarding how these recent events will effect Geezër's remaining 2018 schedule. For accurate, up-to-the-minute info, stayed tuned — right here.

December 8, 2017

Geezër Wreaks Christmas Chaos with Explosive Yuletide Tracks

Geezër Wreaks Christmas Chaos
with Explosive Yuletide Tracks

Just in time for the current holiday
season, Geezër has dropped a couple
of explosive new Christmas tracks
that are available NOW at CD Baby.


Quickly becoming a hard core classic
among crazed super-teens everywhere,
"Heavy Metal Christmas" is currently
upsetting concerned parents worldwide.

(Get it HERE)


Geezër crushes this timeless treasure
and totally makes it their very own.
Moms and dads absolutely HATE it.

(Get it HERE)

November 3, 2017

Geezër Welcomes Newest Member - Drummer, Ms. J

Geezër Welcomes Newest
Member - Drummer, Ms. J

Not much is known about
our new drummer, Ms. J.

Following the recent suicide death of
original drummer, Victor Farnsworth,
co-founding Geezër bassist, Calvin
Sizemore flew to Chicago for some
"alone time" in which to grieve. It
was while visiting the "Windy City"
when Sizemore met up with Ms. J
at an after-hours nightclub party.
And in no time, Ms. J had relocated
to Miami, Florida and joined Geezër

Meet Geezër's new drummer, Ms. J.
What we do know is, Ms. J is a badass,
freak show drummer who loves the band
Megadeth and loves curly fries. Ms. J
is also single and loves to mingle.

We're thrilled to have Ms. J on board
and we look forward to our new addition
joining Geezër onstage throughout 2018.

October 19, 2017




It's that time of year once again
when fans get to make their voices
heard and tell the gang who runs
Vans Warped Tour which bands
they want to see live next summer.
Please follow the link (below) and
tell 'em you wanna see Geezër -
as well as any of your other hard
core favorites. Thanks!

*We suggest that you also vote for

September 25, 2017


Geezër Winter Concert
Dates - Coming Soon!

There's good news for patient
Geezër fans. Band management
is finalizing winter concert dates
currently with various agents
and promoters. Stand by - official
tour dates will be coming soon!

July 13, 2017

Geezër - 2nd Anniversary Bash (8.26.17)

2nd Anniversary Bash

Fans have been buzzing about it for months
and it's now finally official — Geezër will be
kicking off their 2017 fall tour with a special
anniversary warm-up show in Melbourne, FL.

According to recently resuscitated drummer,
Victor Farnsworth, fans can expect to hear
all the Geezër classics, as well as select
cuts from their up-coming Christmas EP.

Bassist Calvin Sizemore adds that the show
IS in fact, an all-ages event, and he encourages
all super-teen fans to bring their moms.

Just released from a Dade County correctional
"program," the band's street thug back-up singer,
Lil' Shoogie commented, "We gon git all ----up
in this ----------!" The band's co-founding lead
guitarist, Leonard Geezer concurred 100% and
reminds fans to expect some exciting special
guest performers and lots of smiles.

8pm / Saturday / 8.26.17
All Ages!
Open Mikes
Melbourne, FL

June 7, 2017

Geezër - Band Embroiled in Bitter Legal Battle

Band Embroiled in
Bitter Legal Battle

Long-brewing legal issues between Geezër and their Florida-based label, Ghoul Tone Records, have now come to a head — a bitter batter over unpaid royalties that has pitted the two parties against each other in a Miami courtroom — and one that is only further delaying the release of the band's highly anticipated third album, Skull Crushërz.

According to official court documents, founding Geezër band members, whose legal names are, Harvey Ebenezer Geezerbaum, Leonard Gavriel Geezerbaum and James Calvin Sizemore III are suing Ghoul Tone Records International for a reported $174,000 in back royalties. The band's recently deceased co-founding drummer, Victor Farnsworth is not named in the suit.

The release date for Geezër's
new album is now a mystery.
"This is an outrage!" declared Ghoul Tone Senior Vice President Skip Fruchtman during recent court proceedings. "The band is just pissed off because we wouldn't let 'em cover another Motörhead tune," he continued. However, under sworn testimony, bassist Calvin Sizemore accused the label of being "myopic tight asses," and threatened to, "take our damn master reels over to the nice kids at Epitaph!" 

"No matter what yo, our F-ing new record WILL be coming out SOON, yo!" shouted the group's street thug back-up singer, Lil' Shoogie as she was dragged from the courtroom by local law enforcement officers. Neither Harvey nor Leonard have been available for comment.

The battle is expected to wage on throughout the steamy summer months, and perhaps into the fall. Stand by for further details.

April 20, 2017

"Geezër Nation" (YouTube Premier)

"Geezër Nation"
YouTube Premier

More than a month in production,
Geezër's long-awaited first official
music video, "Geezër Nation," has
now finally arrived on YouTube. It's
a whole lotta fun and it's guaranteed
to excite super-teens everywhere.

April 17, 2017



Punk rock superstar, Harvey Geezer,
ventured out recently to his local Zip-
E-Mart in pursuit of his favorite thing
— an ice-cold and delicious Polar Pop.

As you will see, it proved to be an
outrageous, action-packed experience.

April 3, 2017


Geezër frontman,
Harvey Geezer is quite
excited about the band's
upcoming new album,
Skull Crushërz.

Check out his latest 
YouTube message.