December 8, 2017

Geezër Wreaks Christmas Chaos with Explosive Yuletide Tracks


Geezër Wreaks Christmas Chaos
with Explosive Yuletide Tracks
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Just in time for the current holiday
season, Geezër has dropped a couple
of explosive new Christmas tracks
that are available NOW at CD Baby.
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"HEAVY METAL CHRISTMAS"

Quickly becoming a hard core classic
among crazed super-teens everywhere,
"Heavy Metal Christmas" is currently
upsetting concerned parents worldwide.

(Get it HERE)
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"JINGLE BELLS"

Geezër crushes this timeless treasure
and totally makes it their very own.
Moms and dads absolutely HATE it.

(Get it HERE)

November 3, 2017

Geezër Welcomes Newest Member - Drummer, Ms. J

Geezër Welcomes Newest
Member - Drummer, Ms. J
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Not much is known about
our new drummer, Ms. J.
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Following the recent suicide death of
original drummer, Victor Farnsworth,
co-founding Geezër bassist, Calvin
Sizemore flew to Chicago for some
"alone time" in which to grieve. It
was while visiting the "Windy City"
when Sizemore met up with Ms. J
at an after-hours nightclub party.
And in no time, Ms. J had relocated
to Miami, Florida and joined Geezër
full-time.

Meet Geezër's new drummer, Ms. J.
What we do know is, Ms. J is a badass,
freak show drummer who loves the band
Megadeth and loves curly fries. Ms. J
is also single and loves to mingle.

We're thrilled to have Ms. J on board
and we look forward to our new addition
joining Geezër onstage throughout 2018.


October 19, 2017

VANS WARPED TOUR 2018

VANS WARPED TOUR
(2018)
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ATTENTION SUPER-TEENS!

It's that time of year once again
when fans get to make their voices
heard and tell the gang who runs
Vans Warped Tour which bands
they want to see live next summer.
Please follow the link (below) and
tell 'em you wanna see Geezër -
as well as any of your other hard
core favorites. Thanks!


*We suggest that you also vote for

September 25, 2017

Geezër WINTER CONCERT DATES - COMING SOON!

Geezër Winter Concert
Dates - Coming Soon!
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There's good news for patient
Geezër fans. Band management
is finalizing winter concert dates
currently with various agents
and promoters. Stand by - official
tour dates will be coming soon!

July 13, 2017

Geezër - 2nd Anniversary Bash (8.26.17)

Geezër
2nd Anniversary Bash
(8.26.17)
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Fans have been buzzing about it for months
and it's now finally official — Geezër will be
kicking off their 2017 fall tour with a special
anniversary warm-up show in Melbourne, FL.

According to recently resuscitated drummer,
Victor Farnsworth, fans can expect to hear
all the Geezër classics, as well as select
cuts from their up-coming Christmas EP.


Bassist Calvin Sizemore adds that the show
IS in fact, an all-ages event, and he encourages
all super-teen fans to bring their moms.

Just released from a Dade County correctional
"program," the band's street thug back-up singer,
Lil' Shoogie commented, "We gon git all ----up
in this ----------!" The band's co-founding lead
guitarist, Leonard Geezer concurred 100% and
reminds fans to expect some exciting special
guest performers and lots of smiles.

GEEZER LIVE!
8pm / Saturday / 8.26.17
All Ages!
Open Mikes
Melbourne, FL

June 7, 2017

Geezër - Band Embroiled in Bitter Legal Battle

Geezër
Band Embroiled in
Bitter Legal Battle

Long-brewing legal issues between Geezër and their Florida-based label, Ghoul Tone Records, have now come to a head — a bitter batter over unpaid royalties that has pitted the two parties against each other in a Miami courtroom — and one that is only further delaying the release of the band's highly anticipated third album, Skull Crushërz.

According to official court documents, founding Geezër band members, whose legal names are, Harvey Ebenezer Geezerbaum, Leonard Gavriel Geezerbaum and James Calvin Sizemore III are suing Ghoul Tone Records International for a reported $174,000 in back royalties. The band's recently deceased co-founding drummer, Victor Farnsworth is not named in the suit.

The release date for Geezër's
new album is now a mystery.
"This is an outrage!" declared Ghoul Tone Senior Vice President Skip Fruchtman during recent court proceedings. "The band is just pissed off because we wouldn't let 'em cover another Motörhead tune," he continued. However, under sworn testimony, bassist Calvin Sizemore accused the label of being "myopic tight asses," and threatened to, "take our damn master reels over to the nice kids at Epitaph!" 

"No matter what yo, our F-ing new record WILL be coming out SOON, yo!" shouted the group's street thug back-up singer, Lil' Shoogie as she was dragged from the courtroom by local law enforcement officers. Neither Harvey nor Leonard have been available for comment.

The battle is expected to wage on throughout the steamy summer months, and perhaps into the fall. Stand by for further details.

April 20, 2017

"Geezër Nation" (YouTube Premier)

"Geezër Nation"
YouTube Premier
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More than a month in production,
Geezër's long-awaited first official
music video, "Geezër Nation," has
now finally arrived on YouTube. It's
a whole lotta fun and it's guaranteed
to excite super-teens everywhere.


April 17, 2017

HARVEY GEEZER GOES FOR SODA

HARVEY GEEZER
GOES FOR SODA

Punk rock superstar, Harvey Geezer,
ventured out recently to his local Zip-
E-Mart in pursuit of his favorite thing
— an ice-cold and delicious Polar Pop.


As you will see, it proved to be an
outrageous, action-packed experience.

April 3, 2017

A MESSAGE FROM HARVEY

Geezër frontman,
Harvey Geezer is quite
excited about the band's
upcoming new album,
Skull Crushërz.


Check out his latest 
YouTube message.

March 23, 2017

"GEEZER NATION" - Video Shoot Sneak Peek

"GEEZER NATION"
Video Shoot Sneak Peek
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Directed by East Coast hotshot
videographer, Ed Awalt, the first-
ever official Geezër music video
was shot recently on an elaborate
soundstage in Melbourne, Florida.

Session singers, Lydia and Kole, reprised
their original studio performance for the
upcoming "Geezër Nation" music video.
"'Geezër Nation' is our loudest
song ever," shouted drummer,
Victor Farnsworth, during a mid-
shoot break. Recently convicted
street thug and newly-recruited
back-up vocalist, Lil Shoogie,
concurred by adding, "Yo, dis
track be all like buggin', yo."

Leonard and Calvin did NOT get sleepy
during the "Geezër Nation" video shoot.
In sum, the "Geezër Nation"
video shoot was SO much fun!
And the finished video will be
sure to stir a YouTube sensation.
Stay tuned for further details!
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